funny word of the day: baloney
Definition from Merriam-Webster:
1baloney variant of bologna
Variant(s): also bo·lo·ney \bə-ˈlō-nē\
Date: 1922: pretentious nonsense : bunkum —often used as a generalized expression of disagreement
As a food, I absolutely hate baloney. It may be because when I was a little girl and had an exceedingly high fever, I hallucinated that there was a piece of green baloney crawling up my wall. That was enough to make it an off-limits deli meat for the rest of my life.
However, I did like the song in the Oscar Meyer commercial that went "My baloney has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R..." If you don't know it, here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmPRHJd3uHI
By the way, you can also spell baloney "bologna" but it's funnier the other way.