
funny word of the day: beaver
Definition from Merriam-Webster:
: 1bea·ver
1 or plural beaver a : either of two large semiaquatic herbivorous rodents comprising a family (Castoridae including Castor canadensis of North America and C. fiber of Eurasia), having webbed hind feet and a broad flat scaly tail, and constructing dams and partially submerged lodges b : the fur or pelt of the beaver
2 a : a hat made of beaver fur or a fabric imitation b : silk hat
3 : a heavy fabric of felted wool or of cotton napped on both sides
4 usually vulgar : the pudenda of a woman
1 : a piece of armor protecting the lower part of the face
2 : a helmet visor
Here are the FWOTDs from the past four days:
1/26 - gumption
1/25 - twerp
1/24 - dabble
1/23 - plop
I've decided to make a sentence out of them, as well as today's:
That twerp had the gumption to plop down next to me and ask me if, like him, I dabble in extramarital affairs and that he'd really like to see my beaver. Needless to say, I slapped him and ran away very fast.