Nothing Like a Lumpy Monk

funny word of the day: monk

Definition from Merriam-Webster:

• ¹monk
• Pronunciation: \ˈməŋk\
• Function: noun
• Etymology: Middle English, from Old English munuc, from Late Latin monachus, from Late Greek monachos, from Greek, adjective, single, from monos single, alone
• Date: before 12th century

: a man who is a member of a religious order and lives in a monastery; also : friar

• ²monk
• Function: noun
• Date: 1843

: monkey

Also a popular show on the USA Network starring Tony Shaloub.

yesterday's FWOTD was: lumpy

I once knew a guy whose nickname was "Lumpy" for obvious reasons. He had a big crush on me and bought me a giant stuffed dolphin from SeaWorld. It did not win me over.