Courtesy of my creative pal Michael, here is the latest funny sentence of the day, composed using recent funny words of the day:
We recently purchased a cute little gerbil and named her noodle. She LOVES gherkins, but hates the pickling juice so we use a shammy to dry them off and then she eats them with those nubbin-like fingers of hers. Thank God she doesn't like asparagus though. That would make her tinkle smell rancid.