
funny word of the day: scallywag
Definition from Merriam-Webster:
scal·a·wag
1 : scamp, reprobate
2 : a white Southerner acting in support of the reconstruction governments after the American Civil 
Every day, I feature one funny-sounding word from the English language.

1 : scamp, reprobate
2 : a white Southerner acting in support of the reconstruction governments after the American Civil 


1 : uterus
2 a : a cavity or space that resembles a womb in containing and enveloping b : a place where something is generated
— wombed \ˈwümd\ adjective
As you may have guessed, at 38 weeks pregnant I have baby on the brain! When the little one arrives, I may have to take a hiatus from posting funny words of the day -- or it may become more like funny word of the week (or month depending how needy this kid is)!

1 : an agent (as a food or drug) that arouses or is held to arouse sexual desire
2 : something that excites
— aphrodisiac also aph·ro·di·si·a·cal \ˌa-frə-di-ˈsī-ə-kəl, -ˈzī-\ adjective
Today's FWOTD: corny
A fern is any one of a group of about 12,000 species of plants [3]. Unlike mosses they have xylem and phloem (making them vascular plants). They have stems, leaves, and roots like other vascular plants. Ferns do not have either seeds or flowers (they reproduce via spores).
By far the largest group of ferns are the leptosporangiate ferns, but ferns as defined here (also called monilophytes) include horsetails, whisk ferns, marattioid ferns, and ophioglossoid ferns. The term pteridophyte also refers to ferns (and possibly other seedless vascular plants; see classification section below).
Ferns first appear in the fossil record in the Carboniferous but many of the current families and species did not appear until roughly the late Cretaceous (after flowering plants came to dominate many environments).
Ferns are not of major economic importance, but some are grown or gathered for food, as ornamental plants, or for remediating contaminated soils. Some are significant weeds. They also feature in mythology, medicine, and art.
But I think it's funny because it reminds me of a leathery-tan, chain-smoking yenta who wears hot pink lipstick and introduces herself in a gravelly voice, "Fern here. Let's tawk."


chiefly Scottish : same —used with that especially in the names of landed families
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