Friday, April 30, 2010

Har!


funny word of the day: scallywag

Definition from Merriam-Webster:

scal·a·wag
Variant(s): or scal·ly·wag \ˈska-li-ˌwag\
Function: noun
Etymology: origin unknown
Date: circa 1848

1 : scamp, reprobate
2 : a white Southerner acting in support of the reconstruction governments after the American Civil War often for private gain


I think scallywag can also be used to refer to a pirate. I learned this word from a song about pirates that I hear on the Toddles Tunes station on my TV that I now listen to every day with Emma. What has become of my life?

A Long Hiatus...


Apologies to anyone who follows my blog. I had a beautiful baby girl named Emma on Feb. 18th and I've been a little busy since then! I've been sporadically posting FWOTDs on Facebook and Twitter but haven't had a chance to blog. So here's a quick update...here are all the words I've done in the past few months:
  1. funny word of the day (really should be of the month these days!): gumbo

  2. funny word of the day: raccoon
  3. funny word of the day: clog

  4. funny word of the day: curd
  5. Funny word of the day: kugel (happy Passover!)

  6. funny word of the day: jester
  7. funny word of the day: skirmish
  8. funny word of the day: hefty
  9. funny word of the day: trample

  10. funny word of the day: bundle

  11. funny word of the day: gaga

  12. funny word of the day: fidget
  13. funny word of the day: blooper

  14. funny word of the day: snookered
  15. funny word of the day: puny
  16. funny word of the day: boobs (I'll stop with the baby-related words soon, don't worry!)
  17. funny word of the day: squirt
  18. Apologies for not posting funny word of the day for a while -- I had a baby and she's taken priority!
  19. funny word of the day: umbilical
  20. funny word of the day: swaddle

  21. Funny word of the day: poop
  22. Funny word of the day: placenta
  23. funny word of the day: womb (yes, I have baby on the brain!) / more at http://www.funnywordoftheday.com/

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

No, That is Not a Picture of My Baby


funny word of the day: womb

Definition from Merriam-Webster:

womb
Pronunciation: \ˈwüm\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English wamb, womb, from Old English; akin to Old High German wamba belly
Date: before 12th century

1 : uterus
2 a : a cavity or space that resembles a womb in containing and enveloping b : a place where something is generated

wombed \ˈwümd\ adjective

As you may have guessed, at 38 weeks pregnant I have baby on the brain! When the little one arrives, I may have to take a hiatus from posting funny words of the day -- or it may become more like funny word of the week (or month depending how needy this kid is)!


Sunday, February 14, 2010

Happy Valentine's Day


funny word of the day: aphrodisiac

Definition from Merriam-Webster:

aph·ro·di·si·ac
Pronunciation: \ˌa-frə-ˈdē-zē-ˌak, -ˈdi-zē-\
Function: noun
Etymology: Greek aphrodisiakos sexual, gem with aphrodisiac properties, from aphrodisia heterosexual pleasures, from neuter plural of aphrodisios of Aphrodite, from Aphroditē
Date: 1719

1 : an agent (as a food or drug) that arouses or is held to arouse sexual desire
2 : something that excites

aphrodisiac also aph·ro·di·si·a·cal \ˌa-frə-di-ˈsī-ə-kəl, -ˈzī-\ adjective





Friday, February 12, 2010

Me So Corny!

Today's FWOTD: corny

Definition from Merriam-Webster:

1corny
Pronunciation: \ˈkȯr-nē\ Function: adjective Inflected Form(s): corn·i·er; corn·i·est Date: 14th century 1 archaic : tasting strongly of malt 2 : of or relating to corn 3 : mawkishly old-fashioned : tiresomely simple and sentimental — corn·i·ly \ˈkȯr-nə-lē\ adverb — corn·i·ness \ˈkȯr-nē-nəs\ noun

2corny Function: adjective Inflected Form(s): corn·i·er; corn·i·est Date: 1689 : relating to or having corns on the feet
Ew. The 2nd definition is really gross.


I haven't had time to post on the blog but here are the funny words you may have missed:

2/11: fetus

2/10: doofus

2/9: chirp

2/8: jumbo

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Sounds Like an Old Jewish Lady Who Smokes


funny word of the day: fern

From Wikipedia:

A fern is any one of a group of about 12,000 species of plants [3]. Unlike mosses they have xylem and phloem (making them vascular plants). They have stems, leaves, and roots like other vascular plants. Ferns do not have either seeds or flowers (they reproduce via spores).

By far the largest group of ferns are the leptosporangiate ferns, but ferns as defined here (also called monilophytes) include horsetails, whisk ferns, marattioid ferns, and ophioglossoid ferns. The term pteridophyte also refers to ferns (and possibly other seedless vascular plants; see classification section below).

Ferns first appear in the fossil record in the Carboniferous but many of the current families and species did not appear until roughly the late Cretaceous (after flowering plants came to dominate many environments).

Ferns are not of major economic importance, but some are grown or gathered for food, as ornamental plants, or for remediating contaminated soils. Some are significant weeds. They also feature in mythology, medicine, and art.

But I think it's funny because it reminds me of a leathery-tan, chain-smoking yenta who wears hot pink lipstick and introduces herself in a gravelly voice, "Fern here. Let's tawk."

Thursday, February 4, 2010

They're Not Your Ilk


funny word of the day: ilk

Defintion from Merriam-Webster:

1ilk
Pronunciation: \ˈilk\
Function: pronoun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English ilca, from *i- that, the same (akin to Gothic is he, Latin, he, that) + *lik- form (whence Old English līc body) — more at iterate, like
Date: before 12th century

chiefly Scottish : same —used with that especially in the names of landed families

2ilk

Function: noun
Date: 1790

: sort, kind